Prescott spotted in North Atlantic

John Presscott has been sighted in the North Atlantic after pundits believed he had been hunted by the tabloids to the point of extinction.  The rare sighting of this oddity of the political world was made by a team from the University of Plymouth whilst studying the mating behaviours of another rare specimen, John Major.
Dr [...]

Fish Finger sues Boy

A Fish Finger has become the first frozen food item in known history to sue the family of a boy who was trying to eat him.  The incident occured after school when the boys mother, who cannot be named for legal reasons, cooked the Fish Finger at 200 degrees celcius for ten minutes.  Suffering extensive [...]

BoJo loses Mojo

Boris Johnson, the Tory’s London Mayoral candidate, has lost his Mojo. The item is made of 18carat gold and was lost when Boris attended a press conference this afternoon, Police suspect that the antique source of Boris’ power has been stolen but refuse to speculate as to how it was stolen and whom might [...]

It is official, Avacados are intelligent

A report published today in the Avacado Digest, claims that the humble vegetable that so many of us enjoy, is in fact an intelligent sentient being, they just haven’t worked out how to communicate with our primitive human brains until now.  The report, written by Dr Balthasar McFinnigan of Templar University claims that the research [...]

Euro Millions won by Millionaire

LONDON (Reuters) – The rich, they keep getting richer, judging by a report on Monday that the winner of Britain’s 26.5 million pound lottery jackpot last month was already a multi-millionaire.
The identity of the person who became Britain’s second-biggest lottery winner on scoring the August 31 EuroMillions jackpot has not been officially disclosed.
But the Sun [...]

Local Government to abolish Application forms

The Home Office have declared in a statement released this afternoon, that application forms used within the recruitment process, will be banned and criminalised. In a controversial move from traditional pen and paper based methods, local government which includes all Councils and Education Authorities throughout England and Wales will use interpretive dance as one [...]

Airport Star in Clone Controversy

Airport star, Jeremy Spake is to appear in a new ITV series entitled “I’m a Celebrity, Clone me”.  Producers have not disclosed any details about the show content, but Jeremy Spake has been criticised for his part in what critics have dubbed “the most immoral television show on Earth”.
The production company behind it, Endemol, have [...]

Spakes on A Plane

Coming to a theatre near you…
(discovered on www.sodall.co.uk)

Bullsh1t

Hello and welcome to the BNA blog, the blog and main portal the the Bull News Agency.  Strictly speaking the agency isn’t a typical new agency as there is only one source of news, my slightly twisted imagination.
Did you know that Saddam wasn’t actually executed? No, that was an animatronic mock up, and that raving [...]