Airport star, Jeremy Spake is to appear in a new ITV series entitled “I’m a Celebrity, Clone me”. Producers have not disclosed any details about the show content, but Jeremy Spake has been criticised for his part in what critics have dubbed “the most immoral television show on Earth”.
The production company behind it, Endemol, have released a statement this afternoon stating that “If Dolly the sheep could do it, then Jeremy Spake can as well. We approached Jeremy after he had expressed interest in reviving his career, and felt that this was the best avenue for him to pursue”.
Jeremy Spake first found fame as the cuddly irratating fat camp customer service representative in Airport, narrated by Baldrick and first shown on ITV in 1996. Since then Spake (39) has done anything he can to get in the spotlight, three years ago he climbed Mount Everest in a Tutu and nearly froze to death when he ran out of Coconut milk and Limes, surviving on the flesh of his dead Shurpa entourage he was found three weeks later by a rescue team.
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October 13, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Following the unerathing of Mr. Spake’s appauling gay porn website alluding to the size of Massai herdsmen genitalia. We decided to start a protest group against this fat T**T’s explotation of the perfectly harmless indeginious people’s who made him an honorary member of their tribe. Obviously when they said member Mr. Spake took it the wrong way probably from behind. Anyway please visit us at Jeremy Spake’s Fucking Face and slate the tosser to your heart’s content:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=7675300179