September 9, 2007...4:13 pm

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Hello and welcome to the BNA blog, the blog and main portal the the Bull News Agency.  Strictly speaking the agency isn’t a typical new agency as there is only one source of news, my slightly twisted imagination.

Did you know that Saddam wasn’t actually executed? No, that was an animatronic mock up, and that raving crowd of lunatics baying for his blood? No, that was the Twickenham Amateur Dramatic society playing a whole mob, unfortunatly they ran out of pitch forks and knives so if you look carefully about twenty seconds before Saddam goes down, you can see a sneaky Black and Decker jigsaw being wielded menacingly.  The whole thing was shot on location in Clacton-On-Sea, funded by the CIA and FilmFour.

No one knew that, but now you do thanks to BNA.

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