September 11, 2007...9:33 pm
BoJo loses Mojo
Boris Johnson, the Tory’s London Mayoral candidate, has lost his Mojo. The item is made of 18carat gold and was lost when Boris attended a press conference this afternoon, Police suspect that the antique source of Boris’ power has been stolen but refuse to speculate as to how it was stolen and whom might have possession of it.
The Mojo was given to Boris on his 15th birthday by his great aunt Mandibula, Boris has referred to it in previous interviews as his main source of wooing the opposite sex and striking an imposing figure within the corridors of power. However, it has also been the source of great embaressment for Boris and the Tory party. Two years ago, Prime Ministers Question time was rudely disturbed when Boris dropped it on David Cameron, shortly afterwards the blonde bumbler was sidelined from mainstream politics after a series of blunders.
The Mojo takes its strength from three AAA batteries that give it an incandescent glow, friends and family of Boris fear that the Mojo has been sent overseas as they are particularly popular with Canadian Agricultural civil servants.
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