A Fish Finger has become the first frozen food item in known history to sue the family of a boy who was trying to eat him. The incident occured after school when the boys mother, who cannot be named for legal reasons, cooked the Fish Finger at 200 degrees celcius for ten minutes. Suffering extensive defrosting and burns to 100% of his body until his breadcrumbs were crisp and golden.
The prosecution made its case this morning at a private hearing in a freezer cabinet at with the members of the court dressed in wolly hats and jumpers. The court has adjourned for the day.
September 12, 2007...1:56 pm
Fish Finger sues Boy
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