John Presscott has been sighted in the North Atlantic after pundits believed he had been hunted by the tabloids to the point of extinction. The rare sighting of this oddity of the political world was made by a team from the University of Plymouth whilst studying the mating behaviours of another rare specimen, John Major.
Dr Theodore Moss of the Department of Rare Politicians at the university commented on this positive sighting at a press conference held earlier this afternoon, “we are positive that John Prescott is alive and well and feeding from its main source of food of pies and Cod. With dwindling Cod stocks, John Prescott was feared to have become extinct after no sightings were reported after Blair left office. We are now confident that there are sufficient numbers to continue breeding and with added protection from the government, we look forward to more sightings inthe future”
September 20, 2007...1:01 pm
Prescott spotted in North Atlantic
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