Breaking News – Crazed Librarian hijacks HMRC Stamp Duty Offices

A crazed maniac librarian has taken the entire Stamp Duty Office hostage at gun point.  Armed response units are on the scene and are trying to negotiate with the barking bookworm as he starts making uncomprehensible demands.
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“Anti Teen” device to be upgraded

Waisotime, the company that produces the Mosquito ‘anti teen’ device has responded this morning with an announcement for a replacement gadget for customers who face having their anti teen devices banned under new legislation.  The ATERD (Anti Teen Electronic Radar Device) Module will be available in shops from early next week and will allow current [...]

Liverpool leaves Facebook, Petition Snubbed

NOTWORKING site Facebook appears to have made a huge PR cock-up by telling people in Liverpool that they will have to join the Manchester network.
The website refused to create a networking group for Liverpool and told told Scousers they would have to join the Manchester network instead.
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/02/12/liverpool-facebook-revolt