A crazed maniac librarian has taken the entire Stamp Duty Office hostage at gun point. Armed response units are on the scene and are trying to negotiate with the barking bookworm as he starts making uncomprehensible demands.
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February 12, 2008
Breaking News – Crazed Librarian hijacks HMRC Stamp Duty Offices
February 12, 2008
Liverpool leaves Facebook, Petition Snubbed
NOTWORKING site Facebook appears to have made a huge PR cock-up by telling people in Liverpool that they will have to join the Manchester network.
The website refused to create a networking group for Liverpool and told told Scousers they would have to join the Manchester network instead.
http://www.theinquirer.net/gb/inquirer/news/2008/02/12/liverpool-facebook-revolt
September 11, 2007
BoJo loses Mojo
Boris Johnson, the Tory’s London Mayoral candidate, has lost his Mojo. The item is made of 18carat gold and was lost when Boris attended a press conference this afternoon, Police suspect that the antique source of Boris’ power has been stolen but refuse to speculate as to how it was stolen and whom might [...]
September 10, 2007
Euro Millions won by Millionaire
LONDON (Reuters) – The rich, they keep getting richer, judging by a report on Monday that the winner of Britain’s 26.5 million pound lottery jackpot last month was already a multi-millionaire.
The identity of the person who became Britain’s second-biggest lottery winner on scoring the August 31 EuroMillions jackpot has not been officially disclosed.
But the Sun [...]
