1. Everything on this website is fictitious. It didn’t happen and any relation to anyone living dead or dying, is totally and utterly coincidental. Most of the time.
2. This website is for entertainment purposes only. Any reference to impending elimination at the hands of astrological bodies or enraged D-List celebrities is for entertainment purposes only. BNA will not be held responsible for any impending stampede or deaths relating to hysteria caused from material on this website. It just goes to show how fucking gullible some people are.
3. The content of this website is not suitable for anyone under sixteen and three quarters. If we catch newly turned sixteen year olds reading this, you’ll be sent to you room with no supper. Please use discretion, if not, turn off the computer and go away.
Here ends the first lesson.
